allgeektout

It wouldn’t have been possible without Twitter.

Okay, that’s a lie. It’s possible that somehow, we could have come up with the nonsensical brilliance that is Five Bullywugs Named Steve without Twitter. But that certainly helped the process along considerably. Because that’s where Greywulf made the joke, I made the suggestion, where Vulcan Stev offered to host it, and where everyone signed up. And it’s also, where, due to the 140 character constraints of Twitter, our stories managed to be largely unconnected.

Here, I’ve collected all Five of the Bullywugs Named Steve in one convenient location. They didn’t make sense apart, but trust me, when you read them all together, they will make even less sense. We… didn’t really talk much about how they would connect, besides a brief discussion of the Steve Project. In retrospect, that might not have been the wisest idea, but I think it does add to the randomness of the carnival.

From Jatori (@jatori), we have an exclusive eye-witness account of all Five Steves, in particularly their leader, Steve Alpha.
I (@allgeektout) added in Steve Gamma, the one that escaped.
From Vulcan Stev (@vulcanstev), we have Steve Omega, what happened AFTER the Steve Project was supposedly shut down.
From MacGuffin (@macguffen), we have Steve, the top of his mud-making class.
And from Greywulf (@greywulf), we have Steve Epsilon, the only Steve who knows the true significance of the Five (plus his character sheet!).

As an added bonus, RPGCentric added their own Bullywug Theme Song into the mix, sung to the tune of the Spider-Man theme (although thanks to MacGuffin, I haven’t been able to sing it any other way than to the tune of Particle Man).

I hope that you enjoyed this exercise in silliness, and if you didn’t, we will all soon return to our regularly scheduled, normal writing.

Hopefully.

Meet All of the Bullywugs Named Steve!

Super special thanks to Greywulf for all the renders!