Nintendo of Japan has a few warnings on how to treat your DSi – don’t scratch it, don’t heat it, don’t freeze it. Some of them, however, are pretty ridiculous, either by how obvious they are, or how silly they are. See some of the warnings after the jump.
Via Gizmodo

In the first place, why would someone put a dsi in the microwave. Thats stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nintendo of Japan is pretty well-known for their unusual warning signs inside their electronics manuals. I guess they just want to cover all their bases, just in case.