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Don’t know your “Fluffy Puff Marshmallows” from your “”hremail”? Get ready for SBCG4AP Episode 3: Baddest of the Bands with this initiation to the world of Free Country, USA. More after the jump.

Bubs C. Stand

We're always awesome!

Bubs is the all-around business person in Free Country, USA. Although he is known for his various business ventures (including TV/VCR repairman, paranormal investigator, and and normal investigator), he is best known for Bubs’ Concession Stand, where he rips off his customers in exactly 99 ways. There are also rumors that he used to be in a band with Coach Z, though he tries to avoid talking about it.

Limozeen

Limozeen is Strong Bad’s favorite rock band, featuring

Hey, there, Strong Bad!

the four Palaroncini brothers, Larry, Gary, Perry, and Mary. They are known for such “popular” songs as “Today is Alright 4 2Nite” (the theme song of Strong Bad’s indie movie Dangeresque), and “Because It’s Midnite” (which was featured in Guitar Hero Rocks the 80s). They even became so popular that they eventually created a cartoon series, “Limozeen: but they’re in space!”, which was so unpopular it got cancelled in the middle of the pilot episode. Due to some supposed acts of unscrupulous behavior, there are some activists who are opposed to Limozeen.

Cool Tapes

Cool Tapes are cool, and we like it like that!

When Homestar drew grafitti on her wall when he was bored, Marzipan was inspired to create a band called Cool Tapes. With Marzipan on her trusty guitar (named Carol), Strong Mad on the Bass Guitar, and the Cheat on the drums, they have been rocking the world in a peaceful way since 2005, having written a grand total of three songs over the years. Most recently they have been performing on the behalf of a species of albino bats.

Come back next month when we give a brief history of the Dangeresque series in time for SBCG4AP Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.